Omc, omc, omc! Mommy taked the empty kitty PTU and put it in her car. Which was all well and good, cuz we hates those things. Tonight, she camed in the house and horror of horrors, kittehz! THERE WAS A KITTEH IN IT!!! What will become of me? What will I do? I can't haf a new kitteh in this household. It's not the right time. It will NEFUR be the right time. What haf I done to deserve this? Ok, so I tore up the newspaper before the beans read it. I fight with Princess. I hide and whap whoefur walks by. This is so upsetting kittehz, i has to go to my confessional so I can think. Later, ya'll.