|Me, casing the joint.|
|I really can be a sweet girl|
|Me, eatin outta the mini-mancat's dish. Hahameow.|
1. My good/evill ratio is purrfectly proportioned to my black/white coloring.
2. When in motion, my little nose is bright pink, when at rest, pale pink.
3. Food is better when eaten from sumbody else's dish. (refer to photo #3)
4. Why would we haf claws if we weren't meant to use them? I mean, they're not just fur looks.
5. Be luffable to hoomans once in awhile. It makes them lower their guard.(refer to photo #2)
6. And last, but certainly not least, we need a tuxie holiday. Shouldn't efurryone be honoring us?
I hopes you enjoyed what I had to say. Befur I go, here's a little quote I want to share. Words that I really take to heart: Mistakes haf been made; others will be blamed. Hahameow! TUXIES RULE!!!