|Princess furs. (cell phone for size comparison)|
Hi kittehz, HRH Princess here. I just want to tell efurrybody about the most recent and traumatic violation of my beautiful furs. There I was, resting upon my throne, well, it was the end-table actually. The one that holds the ARB (awful red brush). The queen Mum took it upon herself to groom me at this time. Remember my rule: Two brushes, one bitey. Mom brushed, I bit, Mom brushed, and I bit. This went on fur sum time, til I let loose wif a royal hiss. The Mom was afraid that I was getting a wee bit too upset fur my advanced years (hmpf!) and decided to quit. I was outraged! She will definitely be getting demerits fur this. Now, it's time fur my royal nap. Happy Caturday and purrs, ya'll.
NOTE: Princess sleeps in a fleece-lined kitteh cube and while it's cozy, it's impossible to clean the fur out of and rolling around in it just makes a mess of her fur.