Dear Ceiling Cat,
This is Princeton. I'm sorry I caused the Mommy to finally use HBO words yesterday. The curling iron cord is just so yummy. I know it was actually the sister's and it was pink and they're expensive, but I only chewed the cord in one place and Daddy temporarily fixed it.
The new roll of toilet paper had it coming though.
Please furgive me and get me "outta the hot seat".
Yours very truly,