September 23, 2013

Hissy Tuxie Tuesday

Precious
Hi furriends, Precious here.  I've been living up to my old reputation lately.  In the last week, I've hissed at the Mommy and bit the Daddy.  Truly, they had it coming.  I don't like to be approached from the flank.  That's considered a surprise attack.  I don't care if they were just gonna stroke my luxurious furs.  Always approach from the front, people!  It also helps to tell me in a soft voice that I'm beautiful. (A girl likes to hear nice things.)

So, it's the bum of disrespect this week, tuxie style.  Happy Tuxie Tuesday and keep your paws to yourself!  Above all, remember:  TUXIES RULE!!!
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25 comments:

  1. Summer at sparklecat.comSeptember 23, 2013 at 10:47 PM

    Humans! You think they learned the rules, and then they forget them all over again. And considering the punishment you dole out, Precious, I am surprised they don't remember!

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  2. GOOSESeptember 23, 2013 at 11:07 PM

    Precious you are BEAUTIFUL (goose says in a soft soothing voice and tip toeing from the front.)
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  3. Quinn and Angel brandiSeptember 23, 2013 at 11:16 PM

    Mommy always says I am pretty when she grooms me. Aren't compliments deserved?? Of course! We're cats aren't we??

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  4. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)September 24, 2013 at 4:17 AM

    Evry kitty has their habits... We dont mind the flank attacks. Well, TBT DOES talk to us as he approaches.

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  5. Cats Herd YouSeptember 24, 2013 at 5:10 AM

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  6. Cats Herd YouSeptember 24, 2013 at 5:11 AM

    Oh, Precious, if they know the rules, they they are fair game. Ashton prefers being approached from the flank because approaching from the front is too scary for her. Everycat has their own rules, and the peeps need to get with the program!

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  7. Catio TalesSeptember 24, 2013 at 5:52 AM

    Hissy bitey tuxie girlcat on the loose - we are keeping well away. Much respect precious. From a distance!

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  8. SushiSeptember 24, 2013 at 6:46 AM

    Mom always tells me i'm bootiful and she calls me baby.

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  9. Katie IsabellaSeptember 24, 2013 at 6:50 AM

    Mom instinctivly speaks when she approaches and touches from the flank area...so far I have allowed it. BUT..as you said...Tuxies rool.

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  10. Hannah and LucySeptember 24, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    Your Mom and Dad should talk to you before they stroke you or kiss you so you are aren't startled Precious. (whispers) The trouble is they start to get forgetful as they get older!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
    PS Our Mum is older than dirt so getting her to remember anything is hard work!

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  11. My Mind's EyeSeptember 24, 2013 at 8:42 AM

    pssst pssst Precious it is madi's inside voice saying you are lovely and sweet.
    I have a hissing fit when my human sis is here. MOL
    Hugs Madi your Bfff

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  12. The Cat GuySeptember 24, 2013 at 9:05 AM

    oh my, some people are slow learners. good you can remind them of the way it's suppose to be.

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  13. ANGEL ABBYGRACESeptember 24, 2013 at 9:36 AM

    Precious they know your rules and when they don't abide, well it's bitey time!! I understand. I used to bite too, Mom wishes she could feel that bitey again. She really does.

    *angel abby*

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  14. MollieSeptember 24, 2013 at 10:34 AM

    Yikes, you bit Daddy Bawahwhahwaaa xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  15. TerriSeptember 24, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    Sounds like you have a little attitude like Jenna! She has been known to scratch and bite, too. Hissing is usually reserved for the vacuum cleaner, though ;)

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  16. Annie BearSeptember 24, 2013 at 11:18 AM

    Well, it sure is a cute tuxie bum and the mommy and daddy should consider themselves lucky to get it. It's all about the 'tude!

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  17. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2013 at 11:56 AM

    Why of course that was a sneaky attack! Bitey bites are just for that reason....and your Tuxie furs are very luxurious

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  18. da tabbies o trout towneSeptember 24, 2013 at 12:05 PM

    tuxies DUE rool precious....N eye noe yur mom N dad had ther whatz comin....yea, sneek up on them from bee hind N see how they feel...

    hay, enjoy yur twoozday....me N princess iz headed over ta de pizza place...itz all ewe can eat cheeze day!!

    sauce =^..^=

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  19. Kitties BlueSeptember 24, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    So Precious, it sounds as if your name should have been Ferocious. We don't like to be snuck up on either, but use a little digression is how you let your thoughts be known. We think hissing and grilling is fine. Biteys should not be allowed. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Lisbeth, Astrid and Calista Jo

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  20. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuSeptember 24, 2013 at 1:28 PM

    Phew! You are quite the project Ms. Precious! We can all be approached from any angle!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  21. Quill and GreysonSeptember 24, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    No one likes a flank approach! Geeze!

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  22. Just DuckySeptember 24, 2013 at 7:57 PM

    Yeah, don't sneak up on us.

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  23. Cathy KeishaSeptember 24, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    We have so much in common. My peeps are allowed to kiss my head but not touch me unless I give them the OK.

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  24. The Island CatsSeptember 24, 2013 at 8:35 PM

    Hey, Precious, if they know they shouldn't do that, then it's their own fault...no need for you to apologize or feel sorry. So there. ;)

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  25. GigiSeptember 24, 2013 at 11:26 PM

    Humans really need classes in how to correctly approach a kitty. It's not wonder so much blood is spilled. They are really stoopid.

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