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Do you have pricey electronic cords that need chewing? Are the corners of your couch just too nice? Maybe you find that you don't have enough toilet paper/paper towels/paper of any kind, floating around on your floor.
If so, you need a MANCAT IN A BOX. Your MANCAT IN A BOX can do all these things and more! Your MANCAT IN A BOX claws, it paws, it begs to go out in the catio, it meows, poops, pukes, and fights with your other cat. *big intake of air here* What do you think you would pay for this anywhere else??? $100, $50, $25,?
NO. Your MANCAT IN A BOX is
Wait, that's not all! Today only, your MANCAT CAT IN A BOX comes with automatic laser eyes at NO EXTRA CHARGE!
Call 1-800-SMAK-PAWS to find out how to get your MANCAT IN A BOX and make your Monday more special.
Happy Mancat Monday and purrs, ya'll.
::::dials phone:::: I would like a ManCat in a box please!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
We're not sure we could take this deal for free - how about a part exchange ? We have a mancat in many boxes who peemails prolificly. Fair swap ?
ReplyDeleteMANcat??????
ReplyDeleteDoes he need a girlfriend instead??
Inquiring girlkitty wants to know.
If we call now can we get two MAN CATS INNA BOX for the price of one??? (additional shipping and handling charges may apply)
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL!!!!!
We will take the one if you'll take our three :)
ReplyDeleteMOL, we already got 2 of those!
ReplyDeleteNo thank you. We've already got Binga in a box here.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bargain! Multifunctional and so cute, too!
ReplyDeleteThat is quite the bargain!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
YOU have made the day worth getting up to!!! Mom laughed and I miles my kitty smile!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are dialling frantically!!! LOL!! We'd love one please, especially one as handsome as you! Yay! take care
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This could be an infomercial. :-D
ReplyDeleteSomehow we don't think our human could take another mancat in the house, though.
MOL MOL MOL we think we'll pass on a Mancat in a box!! Oh Dear Princeton you are crusin' for a bruisin' big guy
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
What a versatile mancat complete with own box - can we take two?
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oh, no thanks! We have our very own mancat, though he's never in a box. :)
ReplyDeleteLaser eyes at no extra charge?! That's a bargain at ANY price! *eyes the box coveteously*
ReplyDeleteHappy Mankitty Monday, Princeton! You made MomKatt laugh! (My brofur, Ray, is being the Monday ManKatt on my page. Go & visit him if you'd like!)
Purrz!
Selina
Wow! Can I order a mancat in a box to be my personal assistant in the house? They sound amazing! Except for the pooping part. -Crepes.
ReplyDeleteHow much for shipping and handling? MOL
ReplyDeleteMom says that she will trade you. She'll take you Man-Cat in a Box if you take ours. MOL! Excellent proposal and presentation! The laser eyes are really a great selling feature! Have a great week. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteNow that is a deal!!!
ReplyDeleteYow Mankat in a Box iz a pawsum deel...Mum sayz we shuud get 3 fer 1 deel so we can haz 1 in each room..
ReplyDeletePrinceton iz diz limited time offer??
MOL...
Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum xoxoxo
MOL! We love boxes!
ReplyDeletewe want 2 of those!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
dood...ewe bee a kitteh afturr me own heart....nothin better in de werld for chewin less it be cordz....or stove knobs, ore wirez....frank lee if it haza jolt, eye gotta chew !!!
ReplyDeletetuna oh moon !!
Only if we can send you Lightning in return:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
But wait! There's more! I bet if we call in the next 10 minutes, we can get a second MANCAT IN A BOX!
ReplyDeleteOh my Princeton what have you done? We have a mancat in a box we'd like to exchange with you if your Mom would accept a orange boy who sprays. And it's no perfume either. Mom is tired of his "issues"! *sigh*
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny! TOO FUNNY! You are welcome to teleport over any time, Princeton!
ReplyDeleteDebby Hanoka
(Cat Staff)
MOL! Princeton, I take care of all the electronic chewing around here!
ReplyDeleteErnie
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Oooh, can I order one? We already have a ManCat, but he does not go in boxes. He is rather boring most of the time, to be honest - he thinks he is SO HANDSOME that he just lies around in fancy poses. And grooms his fluffy fur.
ReplyDeleteYour ManCat in a Box looks like much more fun! I will take four. Deliver ASAP. Thankyouverymuch.
LOL! That really tickled us!
ReplyDeleteWe will take one Mancat in a box now... hope we aren't to late..oh dear, mom will be so upset if she misses out!..... :) Thanks for the great post!!!!! Happy Mancat Monday!
ReplyDeleteMarty
We'll take one and send you a Oui in a Box then compare to see who has the most damage!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA, mum has us two mancats and she is thankful we don't eat the cords!
ReplyDeleteMOL! We thinks this is a great idea, but Mom bean says she'll only take one on trade. Saku..get in that box, MOL
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Allie: *raises paw* Can I return one Bratca-- err, MANcat in A Box from here? *glares at Faraday*
ReplyDeleteWes has the same sale, except ours is a GIRL cat called Jo-Jo! So if yous gets too many request for Man-Cat-In-A-Box, send them over here for a Jo-Jo-Cat-In-A-Box!
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Nellie