March 9, 2014

Mancat Monday Marketing

PRINCETON

 Do you have pricey electronic cords that need chewing?  Are the corners of your couch just too nice?  Maybe you find that you don't have enough toilet paper/paper towels/paper of any kind, floating around on your floor.

If so, you need a MANCAT IN A BOX.  Your MANCAT IN A BOX can do all these things and more!  Your MANCAT IN A BOX  claws, it paws, it begs to go out in the catio, it meows, poops, pukes, and fights with your other cat.  *big intake of air here*  What do you think you would pay for this anywhere else???  $100, $50, $25,?

NO.  Your MANCAT IN A BOX  is $9.99 free.  You won't find this deal anywhere, furriends.
Wait, that's not all!  Today only, your MANCAT CAT IN A BOX comes with automatic laser eyes at NO EXTRA CHARGE!

Call 1-800-SMAK-PAWS to find out how to get your MANCAT IN A BOX and make your Monday more special.

Happy Mancat Monday and purrs, ya'll.

37 comments:

  1. ::::dials phone:::: I would like a ManCat in a box please!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. We're not sure we could take this deal for free - how about a part exchange ? We have a mancat in many boxes who peemails prolificly. Fair swap ?

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  3. MANcat??????
    Does he need a girlfriend instead??
    Inquiring girlkitty wants to know.

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  4. If we call now can we get two MAN CATS INNA BOX for the price of one??? (additional shipping and handling charges may apply)

    MOL MOL MOL!!!!!

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  5. We will take the one if you'll take our three :)

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  6. No thank you. We've already got Binga in a box here.

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  7. What a bargain! Multifunctional and so cute, too!

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  8. YOU have made the day worth getting up to!!! Mom laughed and I miles my kitty smile!!!

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  9. We are dialling frantically!!! LOL!! We'd love one please, especially one as handsome as you! Yay! take care
    x

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  10. This could be an infomercial. :-D

    Somehow we don't think our human could take another mancat in the house, though.

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  11. MOL MOL MOL we think we'll pass on a Mancat in a box!! Oh Dear Princeton you are crusin' for a bruisin' big guy
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  12. What a versatile mancat complete with own box - can we take two?
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  13. Oh, no thanks! We have our very own mancat, though he's never in a box. :)

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  14. Laser eyes at no extra charge?! That's a bargain at ANY price! *eyes the box coveteously*

    Happy Mankitty Monday, Princeton! You made MomKatt laugh! (My brofur, Ray, is being the Monday ManKatt on my page. Go & visit him if you'd like!)

    Purrz!
    Selina

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  15. Wow! Can I order a mancat in a box to be my personal assistant in the house? They sound amazing! Except for the pooping part. -Crepes.

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  16. How much for shipping and handling? MOL

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  17. Mom says that she will trade you. She'll take you Man-Cat in a Box if you take ours. MOL! Excellent proposal and presentation! The laser eyes are really a great selling feature! Have a great week. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  18. Yow Mankat in a Box iz a pawsum deel...Mum sayz we shuud get 3 fer 1 deel so we can haz 1 in each room..
    Princeton iz diz limited time offer??
    MOL...
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum xoxoxo

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  19. dood...ewe bee a kitteh afturr me own heart....nothin better in de werld for chewin less it be cordz....or stove knobs, ore wirez....frank lee if it haza jolt, eye gotta chew !!!

    tuna oh moon !!

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  20. Only if we can send you Lightning in return:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  21. But wait! There's more! I bet if we call in the next 10 minutes, we can get a second MANCAT IN A BOX!

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  22. Oh my Princeton what have you done? We have a mancat in a box we'd like to exchange with you if your Mom would accept a orange boy who sprays. And it's no perfume either. Mom is tired of his "issues"! *sigh*

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  23. This is too funny! TOO FUNNY! You are welcome to teleport over any time, Princeton!

    Debby Hanoka
    (Cat Staff)

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  24. MOL! Princeton, I take care of all the electronic chewing around here!

    Ernie

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  25. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Oooh, can I order one? We already have a ManCat, but he does not go in boxes. He is rather boring most of the time, to be honest - he thinks he is SO HANDSOME that he just lies around in fancy poses. And grooms his fluffy fur.

    Your ManCat in a Box looks like much more fun! I will take four. Deliver ASAP. Thankyouverymuch.

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  26. We will take one Mancat in a box now... hope we aren't to late..oh dear, mom will be so upset if she misses out!..... :) Thanks for the great post!!!!! Happy Mancat Monday!
    Marty

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  27. We'll take one and send you a Oui in a Box then compare to see who has the most damage!

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  28. HAHAHAHA, mum has us two mancats and she is thankful we don't eat the cords!

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  29. MOL! We thinks this is a great idea, but Mom bean says she'll only take one on trade. Saku..get in that box, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  30. Allie: *raises paw* Can I return one Bratca-- err, MANcat in A Box from here? *glares at Faraday*

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  31. Wes has the same sale, except ours is a GIRL cat called Jo-Jo! So if yous gets too many request for Man-Cat-In-A-Box, send them over here for a Jo-Jo-Cat-In-A-Box!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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