You're abandoning us?
For all of Caturday???
What will we do for foods?
It's not the same if it's just the Daddy.
We will likely starve. Maybe even freeze to death.
WHAT ABOUT OUR TREATS????
Think of the litterboxes, woman!
No, I don't think I'm over-dramatizing the situation.
There will be repercussions, Mommy.