We haf alot to cover, so let's get started.
Well, I put the bitey on Mom this week. That was her fault. Her leg shouldn't haf gotten in my mouf. I terrorized Princeton fur a whole day. That's one day of my life I'm not gettin back. I trapped Prancer and the sisfurs in the bathroom and terrorized them til the Mom ruined my good time.(she does that alot) I left a revenge turd fur Mom to step on. Oh, and I learned a new trick, kittehz. I learned to make that "spitting" noise after a hiss! Oh joy! I really like to hear myself do it. Well, that's it fur now furriends. Remember: TUXIES RULE!