Do I really look like I could do sumthing like that?
Hello loyal subjects, HRH Princess posting today. Kittehz, I guess sumtimes you just can't run from your past. You can take the kitteh outta HE--, but you can't take the HE-- outta the kitteh. It's no secret I'm a *mature* kitteh (NO. You may not ask how old.) But, I've raised sum cane in my heyday. Yes, I've done things I'm not proud of. For a number of years, I regularly tormented The One Who Came Before. But, all that changed. I grew, mentally as well as physically. My place in this house is well established. But early Monday morning, well, I relapsed. Mine Mommy had to be up at 4 a.m. fur the Nana's operation. Well, at 3:45 a.m. (a full 15 minutes early) Mommy was hauled from her restful slumber, by me sittin on her chest whappin her across the face! No, this was not paw tappin, this was full fledged whappin. I don't know what came ofur me, kittehz. Oh well, what's done is done. No use cryin ofur spilt milk. That sounds yummy, I think I'll haf sum. See? I feel better bout it already! Happy Tuesday from the Tortie Princess and purrs, ya'll.
Thank you, thank you, fur the purrs fur our Nana. She is doin good and will get better. xoxo