|Let's play more peek-a-boo in this box, Mom.|
|Cheesin fur the flashy box. I like to stick my nose to it. MOL!|
|Playin run your finger round the back of the chair and i'll bitey it.|
|Daddy given me lufs after playtime or the bum of disrespect.|
|OMC Mom, the smell of your shoe is makin me cross-eyed!|
Mommy has been trying to spend more time wif me, so I will mebbe quit doin terrible things. I haf quit alot of them. Stalk and terrorize is still my favorite game. Princeton is gettin old enuff to start giving it back to me, though. He does seem determined to unsurp my pawsition as homewrecker. He just better remember one thing: TUXIES RULE! Purrs, ya'll.