Tuxie Tuesday - Norty Or Not



Don't I look adorable?  Looks can be deceiving.

Ya'll been missin me?  Yep, me, the nefur-imitated, often-irritated, Precious!  I was a good girl all through the holly-daze. (Sandy-Claws n all)  Well, you can kiss that crap goodbye!  I'm baaa-aacckk!  There was no easy way to break it to the Mommy, so I just left her a few prezzies. MOL! She was pretty unsuspecting at first.  She efun tried to defend my honor. (SNORT!)   She said the really crazy thing is that you can tell I really enjoy bein norty.  It's like a sport wif me.  I do sumthin really bad and run wif glee through the house or to my confessional.  I've no shame at all.  A girl has to make a name for herself sumhow.  Well, I gotta go, there's a drinking straw, tail, or toe wif my name all ofur it.  Remember: TUXIES RULE!!!  Purrs, ya'll.