A Pirate's Tail

                      

This be me with me best pirate face. Arrrr!

Giving up me bloody eye patch and me pirate scarf.

Looking at my me booty.

Givin up life on the seas fur a life of ease with me mum.

Ahoy, buckos! This be Captain Pillaging Prancer, at yer service. Me once were a gentleman o'fortune,  plunderin the high seas, drinkin grog, an kissin the lasses at efurry chance. Me life tweren't  fur the lily-livered landlubbers such as yerselves. Me mum helped me see the err of me swashbucklin ways.(she said me be walkin the plank) She's quite a wench.  Arr, it be time to visit the poop deck, mateys. I'm shovin off.