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Hi kittehz, HRH Princess here. I just want to tell efurrybody about the most recent and traumatic violation of my beautiful furs. There I was, resting upon my throne, well, it was the end-table actually. The one that holds the ARB (awful red brush). The queen Mum took it upon herself to groom me at this time. Remember my rule: Two brushes, one bitey. Mom brushed, I bit, Mom brushed, and I bit. This went on fur sum time, til I let loose wif a royal hiss. The Mom was afraid that I was getting a wee bit too upset fur my advanced years (hmpf!) and decided to quit. I was outraged! She will definitely be getting demerits fur this. Now, it's time fur my royal nap. Happy Caturday and purrs, ya'll.
NOTE: Princess sleeps in a fleece-lined kitteh cube and while it's cozy, it's impossible to clean the fur out of and rolling around in it just makes a mess of her fur.
That's a whole lot of floofs!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids and Lexi
Oh we luv our fur brush. we get in a line to get our turns.
ReplyDeleteyour mommy can make a pillow out of all that precious royal fur.
I know how you feel...Glogirly just bought the FURminator. On the flip side, she made my furs into a ball for me and I've been batting my former self all around the townhouse. Is that weird?
ReplyDelete; ) Katie
We can share your indignation! Why can't self-cleaning blankies and beds be invented?
ReplyDeleteMethinks she's trying to make a baby kitten with all those extra furs.
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Hey Princess, that's a lot of furs. What is it with mom's and brushes? Sometimes I like it but sometimes I'm not in the mood and give her the bitey. Last time I did that she said one more time and it's a lion cut for you Cindi Lou. Wonder what she means.
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou
That's too bad you hate brushing, Princess - I love it!
ReplyDeleteActually, Princess, we both LOVE to be brushed and combed--it feels SO good!
ReplyDeleteThese humans are always moaning - if we shed and they've just cleaned we get the "I've just spent hours cleaning that floor" and if they want a cute photo they want us to roll on the floor! We can's ever get it right.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
I like brushing fairly well but I will whirl around in a lunge if she gets to brushing too hard OR too long.
ReplyDeleteDarling, This *IS* an outrage. I will come right ofur and curl up with you and groom your little head while you drift off to dreamland. Will that make it all better?
ReplyDeleteMOL Princess how dare your mom steal your furs w/o your permission!!
ReplyDeleteJUST WRONG good for you putting the bitey on her.
Hugs Madi
Pawrents! Why does they always ruin a purrfectly good day with brushings?
ReplyDeleteMe sends kisses
Nellie
Sorry you had a rough grooming day, Princess. But at least maybe it'll be time for somebuddy else to have a turn since you just had yours.
ReplyDeleteHave a great rest of the weekend.
pawhugs, Max
Princess, I actually like getting combed and brushed. But only to a point. Then I put the bitey on the hand that holds the brush.
ReplyDeleteOh that was me, Zoey, that left that comment.
ReplyDeleteI think Oskar is right, that is a kitten starter kit!
ReplyDeleteWe think the floof thief has been at our house lately because we've seen huge piles of it all over the house.
ReplyDeleteTruffle and Brulee