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| The master and his pupil. |
Hello furriends! Happy Monday! Prancer Pie here. Me and the little mancat are jawin bout toys and Mommy. (i luf that girl) I also haf been tellin him the age-old secret of kittehs, woofies, and sticky little ones efurrywhere. The two most impawtant words you'll efur learn are, "Mommy's Home". Now, it doesn't matter if you've been lyin about the house all day in a semi-comatose state. These two words indicate it is time to "Act Out". Why, I've seen Princess, half-dead, get up like her tail's on fire and run to the kitchen and jump 3 feet up the doorway trim when Mom comes home. If Dad says, "the cats haf been asleep all day," it is doubly impawtant to show her an expresshun of luf by fussin wif each other and general mayhem. You get extra points if you get under her feets and she trips. Stick wif me, kid, and I'll teach you efurrything I know. Mostly. Mebbe. Hahameow. Purrs, ya'll.
