April 27, 2015

Tuxie Tuesday Bliss

PRECIOUS
 I'm here to show you kittehz how to usher in Tuxie Tuesday.
Lay under a heat source.  This could be a lamp, sunpuddle, or any heating apparatus.
Let your body relax and your mind go.
Then, summon your slave human.
This could go something like this:


BRING ME MY TREATS YOU LAZY WENCH!
This always works well for me.
But to each, their own.

Have a happy, blissful Tuxie Tuesday.
Remember:  US TUXIES RULE!!!
Purrs, y'all.

25 comments:

  1. We wish we had Äiti under our paw like you do with your Mom. Is it a tuxie thing ? She goes all oozy when she sees your tummy.
    Pöh.

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  2. Oh Sweet Bast, we need one of THOSE lamps! Ours are all up high on the ceilings.

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  3. Precious, I need to follow some of your direction - I am probably too nice!

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  4. We are not Tuxies, but we are SO going to try this!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  5. Precious, you sure know how to find a comfy, warm spot!

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  6. Oh it works for ME too. WE are THE kitties to reckon with.

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  9. Only Hannah is the only tuxie here can she double up on treats so Lucy gets extra too?
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  10. Maybe it's because I'm not a tuxie that that never works for *me*. :-(

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  11. You sure are rockin' the bliss today Precious!

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  12. PRECIOUS!! OH MY CATS NEXT TIME YOU ARE GONNA SAY
    'BRING ME MY TREATS YOU LAZY WENCH'...GIVE US A HEADS UP..SO MOM CAN GO POTTY. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! I MUST REMEMBER THAT.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  13. Oh I finks that will work for us pugs also, we will try it when mom gets home, it would nevers work on our dad.
    stella rose

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  14. Oh Precious tuxies do rule and you're doing a fantastic job of showing us how!

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  15. Precious - you make us both want to be tuxies too:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  16. Meow! Excellent tummy!
    Kisses
    Nellie
    Don't forgets to play the finish the sentence game before 4:30 (PDT)
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  17. precious....may we pleez ta borrow theeze tipz & trix even if therz noe tuxies in TT any mor !!! coz theeze bee GRATE eye deaz ~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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  18. Haaa! I call my Mom a "wench" too! Love, Cody

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  19. You are cute enough to get away with that talk :)

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  20. MOL mommy wuldn't move ifin eez called her a winch. Course weez not zactly know wha dat is. MOL Have fun eatin' yous tweats and nappin'.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  21. I love laying under the lamp, but I haven't tried summoning the mom for treats. I'm gonna do that next time. Thanks, Precious!

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