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Hi furriends, Precious here on your Tuxie Tuesday. Santa Claws is puttin Princeton on the "Naughty List". Heh-heh. Not because he shreds every paper product in the house, drinks from the toilet, and hogs all the treats. No, it's much worse than that. Let me tell you.
I always help Mommy "put on her face" before she goes out. (She needs me to see if she gets it on straight.) Anyway, I jumped onto the bathroom counter to get a closer look and Mommy saw something on my little head. Thinkin it was just a bit of fluff or at worst, a dustbunny, she tried to brush it away. It did not brush away. It was stuck tight and it was PRINCETON'S CLAW! Mommy had to pick it out of my little head. She was so distraught that she almost came down wif a case of the "vapors". (snigger)
My little head is recovered and Princeton's claw went into the trash. Now, here's a little song for your enjoyment:
Princeton ain't gettin nuttin fur Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
He ain't gettin nuttin fur Christmas,
Cuz he ain't been nuttin but bad!
Happy Tuxie Tuesday everybody and remember: TUXIES RULE (princeton drools). Purrs, ya'll.
Oh you poor Precious!!!! We're pretty sure Princeton had nothing to do with it though! It was the neighbor's cat! The evidence is gone, so you two need to kiss and make up!
ReplyDeleteNow let's get a little perspective on this, Miss Tuxie Precious ! Princeton gave you a friendly little tappity tap on the bonce, accidentally left one of his already falling off claw sheaths in your furs, and now the poor mancat isn't going to get anything from Santa?! Now this is not fair.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know it was his claw anyway ? Huh? Have you done the DNA test ? It could be anycat's. Maybe even yours - maybe you planted the evidence to try to get an innocent mancat in trouble. That's a girlcat for you. But wethinks innocent until proven guilty. No video, no blame.
in the meantime we sincerely hope the gaping hole in your skull is healing nicely.
a claw stuck in your head!! Oh my dog (or cat as it were). Princeton might have a lot of making up to do if Santa Paws is to leave him something. But are we sure it was Princeton's claw. Better get it out of the trash and have DNA test done on it to be sure. Would hate for him to be on the naughty list if he is innocent.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Ouch Precious, what have you been doing with Princeton?!
ReplyDeleteHope you're fully recovered and I'm sure it was an accident
Cotton
Poor you! Was it ouchy?
ReplyDeleteI am torn. You know how I love and respect you, Precious--nay, IDOLIZE is not too strong a word. And yet, and yet....just how INNOCENT were you in this alleged encounter? Might you just possibly have provoked that "tappity-tap" (as King Punapippuri so aptly describes it)??
ReplyDeleteI *do* like your song, though. Hmmm. The jury is still out over here.
Woof! Woof! Golden Ouchy to you. Mmm yes Santa is not going to be happy but it was an accident. You guys be all good and Happy Tuesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteOh Precious, are you sure it was Princeton?? I think it soo funny you have to help Mommy wiff her face..BOL ..Course you can put the naughty Princeton christmazed on your bloggie. Have a great day xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
OMCs Precious
ReplyDeletePrinceton will certainly have nothing but coal in his stocking. How dare he bop you in the middle of your tuxie head. Kisses
Hugs madi your BFFF
Bad Princeton! And to leave the "evidence"!
ReplyDeleteOh Precious, what happen to cause the dust up, love that song, Heeheehee.
ReplyDeleteYour Pals
Susie & Bites
Owwiee!!! Claws do not belong stuck to people's heads.
ReplyDeleteHave you been upsetting Princeton? Mum says if we ever leave a claw in her head we'll be toast!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
HahahahahH!
ReplyDeleteprecious...ya shoulda saved it N made a necklace outta it...kinda like a badge oh courage kinda sorta deel.....lettin everee one noe ewe iz tuff
ReplyDelete....pee ess...sorree princeton...
:)
oh no we is glad you is ok Precious.
ReplyDeletePrinceton, don't werry, if Nicky and Billy get stuff from Santy Paws you for shur will! You're not NEARLY as bad as they are!
Oh my gosh! The same thing happened to Star! I found Leo's claw sheath stuck in her head! And that's not all, this is like the third time I've seen this kind of thing blogged about! It's an epidemic of claw-sheath-head! We should have the CDC look into this...
ReplyDeleteI agree with Punapippuri and King Spitty on this.
ReplyDeleteWe know that claw sheaths come off fairly easily...I lost a few when I fell off the balcony railing...so maybe Princeton was trying to knock a little piece of dust off your head and left the claw sheath behind. Precious, I think you need to come clean and straighten out this misunderstanding!
Santa might bring him some kitten mittens!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Precious
ReplyDeleteWe are so glad you purrty little head is ok.
I have had that happen on more than one occassion. In fact the claw was right under my eye once, now that did not make Momma happy. But she knows I am a feisty girl and well things happen.
Oh dear Precious
ReplyDeleteWe are so glad you purrty little head is ok.
I have had that happen on more than one occassion. In fact the claw was right under my eye once, now that did not make Momma happy. But she knows I am a feisty girl and well things happen.
That naughty boy. Really, Precious, he SHOULD get nothing for Catmas!
ReplyDeleteoh no....we hope you are OK. That Princeton....being naughty (and so close to Catmas....)
ReplyDeleteWe is happy to hear your head is okay...that could have been much worse. Mom says she suss-pects there might have been some pro-vacation. We don't know why she thinks someone went away...we is confused.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
We is happy to hear your head is okay...that could have been much worse. Mom says she suss-pects there might have been some pro-vacation. We don't know why she thinks someone went away...we is confused.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Oah~~ Purr and purrs for you~!!!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs!!
Well, at least Princeton is one less claw now!
ReplyDeleteHope your head is okay, Precious.
I can see Princeton is gonna need a lawyer. Lemme give him my card.
ReplyDeleteDear Precious,
ReplyDeleteOh no, you didn't just rat out Princeton did you? Y'all need to work together or else Santa won't come!
Licks,
Cobi
Pee Ess I hope your head is okay. It does (not) look like a terrible wound...
NEVER leave behind evidence! That's our motto. Nothing good ever comes of it.
ReplyDeleteAw, we allus seem to have some little boo-boo or another. Comes with the wrasslin. Can you forgive and forget?
ReplyDeleteBwaa!! Haa!! Haa!! Can I use your rhyme? Me would likes to sing it to Kozmo!
ReplyDeleteMe has not had claws stuck in my head though....
Kisses
Nellie