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Well, it's here again. Tuxie Tuesday. It's me, Precious, your hostess wif the mostest. I haf sumthing to say tonight about the Mommy. She's on my list. You know the one. Tonight, she went to what we Okies call a "fish fry". She came home fully sated and reeking of fish. We all optimistically met her at the back door. Nary a fish was in sight. Nothing. Nada. A big goose egg. Zero. Zip. Zilch. She didn't bring us any fish! What kind of a Mommy does that? I'm planning a revenge attack. If you kittehz haf any ideas, let me know. Seems like it should be more speshul that just a cold pile of yak. Well, I gotta go terrorize my new little brofur. (I owe her one fur that too!) Don't do anything I wouldn't do, kittehz!
The back! Everytime she comes in the room, yous gives her the back! Oh! Unrolling all the paper off the roll in the little warm room is a great "Me is mad at yous!" trick.
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Nellie
Oooh, we agree with all the above and maybe a squelchy present in her shoes or slippers or both :)xx
ReplyDeleteWhen my human displeases me, I just act like I hate her and shun her. It's a simple ploy, but oh-so effective!
ReplyDeleteMe, If mommy displease me, I'm just not purring when she touch me ! and I'm going to wake her up at 4am. ; )
ReplyDeleteOh...oh... your mommy is in trouble. Dive bombing the mom is always an attention getter over here... Just get on a book case or cabinet and take a flying leap in the mommy's direction when she passes.... hee hee... She'll squeeeeeeel like a little girl....
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pawhugs, Max
Oh gosh, I imagine your feelings, I think I could be very upset here as well.Maybe mammy will give you some treats today!
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LUna - WE LOVE LUNA
We dunno...yakking on the bed covers at 2AM sounds fine to us. Barfing *can* work just fine!
ReplyDeleteGive your mom the back of disrespect to start with followed by no cuddles. Maybe an "accidental" claw might find its way onto some bare skin.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oh geez - she could have brought home SOMETHING!!!! We think this calls for the 3am yak!!
ReplyDeleteWell a to-go-bag certainly would have been nice!
ReplyDeleteYou mean to tell me your mom did not bring you all even a crumb of fish? Holy Mackrel what is her problem? I say give her 4 demerits for unsatisfactry behavior.
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The nerve! You should turn her favourite couch into a scratching post!
ReplyDeleteOh no smelling fish and not getting a taste, that's not good.
ReplyDeleteKeep us posted lil pal. We'll put our paws together and come up with something and let you know.
Emma and Buster
How about a warm pile of poo to go with the cold pile of yak?
ReplyDeleteYak on her pillow!
ReplyDeletePrecious, my mom does the exact same thing to us when she has fish! Completely unfair. So unfair that we have yet to come up with a good bit of revenge for not bringing us any.
ReplyDeleteWell Precious my sister pulled one on Mom. She crawled up on her clothes in her closet and um...er...accidentally put a claw hole in Mom's brand new leather jacket. *sigh* It hasn't ever been worn.
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♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Can you open the fridge? Well, if not, just await your chance when some Human opens it. Then belly right up and grab whatever smells delishus--she owes you. Big Time. That was soooooo inconsiderate!
ReplyDeleteNary a fish you say...oh, something is very wrong about this! Knock a few things off the bedside tables in the wee hours of the morn or re-arrange the paintings on the wall or chew some metal objects within earshot of her early in the morn or bites her nose in the wee hours...how am I doin' so far? (Not that I've done any or all of theese things...)
ReplyDeleteDrat, Junior and Orion thought of our comment first! So, "yeah, what they said..."
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