|Precious, lookin purrfectly innocent.|
|Princess tryin to catch sum zzzzzzzzzs.|
Princess: Mommy left us yesterday to do more Catmouse shopping and to visit the sisbean. It was a horrible, long, depressing day. Wif only two extra cans of stinky goodness put out to tide us ofur.
Precious: She's plannin on bein gone part of today too. Sumthin bout the sisbean bein a geek and haffin a pawty.
Princess: Being Greek , not a geek! Stoopid. (Hissss.) And they're haffin Parent's Day. She'll leave us fur hours and hours again. I need Mom to hold me at least 23 of 24 hrs a day. Woe and despair is me!
Precious: Hahameow! It won't be so bad, I get to do whatefur I want when the Mom is gone! (face whap to Princess)
Mom: Girls! Knock it off right now.
Precious: Honk twice when you pull in the driveway, Mom, so i can